one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
June 2013
132 posts
im never gonna get married and im gonna sleep with ten billion people
THAT’S 4 BILLION MORE PEOPLE THAN THERE ARE ON THE PLANET
not if you include the dead
Why limit yourself to this planet?
Why limit yourself to people?
I’M GOING TO FUCKING PISS HOLY SHIT
Pissing holy shit must be a weird experience.
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